Awesome Jokes
What is the invention that enables you to see through the thickest walls?A Window
Man (fallen into a river) : "HELP!"
I can't Swim.
Passerby : "so what , I can't play the Piano but I don't go shouting about it.
"About how many people work here"?
asked the new employee."
"Oh, about one in every twenty," the boss replied.
Wha"s Ten Letter word starts with Petrol?
---- "AUTOMOBILE"
BOSS :- Whats your Name
BOY :- Bhuwan Chugh
BOSS :- Say "SIR" When u address me !
BOY :- OK . "SIR Bhuwan Chugh"
Why Did the moron throw the butter out of the window ?
because he wanted to see a Butterfly.
1st Woman :-I had a Puncture Yesterday.
2nd Woman :- oh bad luck , did you drive over the nail.
1st :-No over a Milk Bottle.
2nd :- : A Milk Bottle ? Didn't You see it on the Road then ?
1st :- No the slly Man had it hidden under his coat.
Husband : - Will you love me when I will be old and Ugly ?
Wife :- "Darling, of course i do "
By the Time you Reach 80 years of age you have Learnt Everything.
All You Have to do is try and remember them.
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta: Why are u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can`t u read `Parking for two wheelers only`
