Jeeto Father to Jeeto- Come along , jeeto, do your homework."Jeeto :- Oh dad .....!Dad - Do it now , please- Homework never killed anyone so far as I know ?Jeeto - "So why should I be the First"
A Murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. " have you any last request ?" asked the Chaplain."Yes" replied the Wretched Killer. Will you hold my hand?"
A Zebra is a donkey that sat on a park. bench and didn't notice the wet paint sign.
Santa - How long You was in the army?Banta - About Six Foot three inche
Mom , now I am fifteen , can I wear lipstick and Mascara and Perfume and pluck my eyebrows and get my hair waived ?""No , Santa , you may not."
What did the jack say to the car ?"Can I give you a lift ?"
What has a neck but no head ?A bottle.
